Trump Just COLLAPSED Woke Hollywood In Most HILARIOUS Way Possible! Hopefully It’s The NBA Next!

Trump’s Tariffs Could Be Hollywood’s Hilarious Downfall!

Get ready for some potentially amazing news, folks! It looks like Donald Trump’s tariffs on China might inadvertently achieve something many of us have been hoping for: the collapse of woke Hollywood! For years, Hollywood has been obsessed with the Chinese box office, seemingly caring more about appeasing Beijing and raking in their “machina money” than creating quality movies for American audiences. This relentless pursuit of Chinese revenue has resulted in a seemingly endless stream of garbage movies, as studios prioritize what plays well in China over what resonates here at home.

But the chickens may finally be coming home to roost. In response to President Trump’s tariffs, which could escalate significantly, China is reportedly mulling a ban on all Hollywood film releases! This isn’t just speculation; two highly influential Chinese public figures have released identical outlines of potential countermeasures being considered by authorities, and a ban on US films is right there on the list.

Let’s be clear, Hollywood has become incredibly reliant on the Chinese market. For years, those massive $250-$300 million budget flicks could cruise to huge global box office numbers thanks to the hundreds of millions they’d pull in from China. But recently, China has been limiting the number of foreign films allowed in. Now, with these tariffs in play, they might just pull the plug entirely.

The irony is delicious. Hollywood, so eager to kowtow to Chinese censorship and inject woke ideologies into their films for that sweet Chinese cash, may now find themselves locked out of that very market. Remember all the changes they’ve made to movies like Top Gun, Mulan, and countless others to appease Beijing? Removing Taiwanese flags, downplaying human rights abuses, and even changing entire plot points – all for access to that Chinese audience. They’ve even sanitized video games to meet China’s bizarre demands, removing things like blood, vending machines, and even skeletons.

Meanwhile, American audiences have grown increasingly tired of the preachy, agenda-driven content coming out of Hollywood. Studios have been so focused on crafting movies that will pass Chinese censors and appeal to their market that they’ve neglected their core audience here in the United States. Now, they might be facing a double whammy: losing the Chinese market they bent over backward for and continuing to alienate the American viewers they took for granted.

While the US film industry has so far avoided direct retaliation from other countries due to films being classified as a service rather than physical goods, their luck in China, the world’s second-largest film market, could be running out. Even though US studios’ earnings in China have already been declining as local tastes shift towards homegrown blockbusters, losing complete access would still deliver a massive blow to their bottom lines. Just look at movies like the new Minecraft movie or Godzilla vs. Kong: A New Empire – they still pull in significant revenue from China. Imagine the impact of losing that entirely for upcoming releases like Jurassic World Rebirth and the new Mission Impossible sequels. Hundreds of millions of dollars could vanish!

But honestly? Don’t care! Hollywood should have been focused on making movies that Americans want to see all along. They didn’t need the Chinese market for the first hundred years of their existence, and their obsession with it has only led to a decline in quality and a disconnect with their domestic audience. If these tariffs and China’s potential ban lead to the total collapse of woke Hollywood, well, I couldn’t be happier! Maybe then, studios will finally realize that catering to American values and tastes is the key to success.

So, let’s see how this plays out. This hilarious side effect of Trump’s tariffs could be the best accidental win in a long time. Hollywood cooked? Let’s hope so!